The following scenario played out while I was having my coffee this morning (17Jan) . Had to take pics through the double glazing so apologies for lack of sharpness . Have only cropped them.
SCENARIO : Prospective purchaser arrives to look at my neighbours house:
"Ah, this must be the property they told me about"
" Lets see ......... Brick built construction, Tiled roof ....... Looks good on the outside..........
" No sign of the Estate Agent yet though"
"Oh well, have not got all day, might as well look inside now I'm here!"
"OOH, it's very dark in here.......can not see a thing!" "Crikey, I'm stuck...can't get out now!!!"
" Cor strewth, thats tight !!!" ..........
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