Grebe's guide to avoiding the paparazzi

1. Go to sleep (Fri pm)

2. Duck! (Sat am)

3. Duck again!

 

4. Swim the other way!

 

5. Keep moving and don't give them time to focus properly!

"He had softly and suddenly vanished away---
For the Snark was a Boojum, you see."     The Hunting of the Snark,    Lewis Carroll