Thanks to Ken Rogers for this photo.
-- Did you know that RSPB does mean 'really special pheasant brigade.' - that's us.
-- Did you know that members and us get free entrance here.
-- Male says - I bring some colour to the place.
-- Lady says - your coat looks warm - can you get me one
Can you think of any more......
She says: My mother warned me about men like you!
Is this the Royal Society for Pheasant Birds ?
I am wearing my coat of many colours.
Are you waiting for the bus?