GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

TBGBW - IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT SURELY. SIMPLY LOOK OUT OF YOUR WINDOW FOR AN HOUR ON SAID DAY AND WRITE DOWN ALL THE BIRDS YOU SEE IN YOUR GARDEN DURING THAT TIME, MAKING A CAREFUL NOTE TO COUNT AS MANY OF ONE SPECIES THAT YOU SEE AT ANY ONE TIME. I'M SURE YOU WON'T GET SHOT FOR MISCOUNTING.

IF YOU CAN'T SIT THEN STAND, IF YOU CAN'T STAND THEN LIE DOWN, IF YOU CAN'T DO ANY OF THESE, DON'T DO IT. 

IF YOU WANT TO DO IT ON ONE LEG WITH AN ICE CREAM CONE ON YOUR HEAD, IT'S NOT IN THE RULES THAT YOU CAN'T.

IF THE BIRDS GET SCARED OFF, TRY AGAIN LATER OT RESTART YOUR HOUR WHEN THEY RETURN. THEN NOTE THEM DOWN CAREFULLY ON YOUR SHEET, AS INSTRUCTED, BEFORE SENDING IN.

NO ARRESTS WILL BE MADE FOR FRAUDULENT ENTRIES.

MY GOODNESS! (apologies for caps lock, only just realised it was on) :-D xxx