In these strange times of lockdown and restrictions I thought you may like a few "funnies" to bring a smile to start your day ……. from the company magazine but I'm sure it will be ok to place a few of them here as jokes are often shared around the globe; I will add a few at a time …...
Q) Are mountains funny ?
A) yes, they are hillareas
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Q) What do you call a group of babies ?
A) An infantry
Q) Which way did the programmer go ?
A) He went dataway
Q) Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ?
A) 'cos they lactose
Q) How do NASA organise a party ?
A) They planet
Q) What do you call dental X-rays ?
A) Tooth pics
I'll be back with more later !
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Regards, Hazel
*Groan* Oh please don't Hazel Me and Mrs PB giggled like kids, after the groaning obviously
Groooooan....
That's almost to that Pimperne Bloke's standard!
Mike
Flickr: Peak Rambler
Best wishes
Hazel in Southwest France
Ok, time for some more funnies to start these challenging days off with a laugh with a few puns next …… ____________________________________________________________ No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still remain stationery ____________________________________________________________ With her marriage she got a new name and a dress ____________________________________________________________ A bicycle can't stand alone, it's just two tyred ____________________________________________________________ Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three year old was resisting a rest _____________________________________________________________ The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered ______________________________________________________________ When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she would dye ______________________________________________________________ England has no kidney bank, it does have a liver-pool _______________________________________________________________ Acupuncture is a jab well done..... that's the point of it _______________________________________________________________ I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime _______________________________________________________________ I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can't put it down _______________________________________________________________ I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic - its synching now _______________________________________________________________ Ok, that's it for now folks, hope you all have a good day
OMG!
But well put together