In these strange times of lockdown and restrictions I thought you may like a few "funnies" to bring a smile to start your day ……. from the company magazine but I'm sure it will be ok to place a few of them here as jokes are often shared around the globe; I will add a few at a time …...
Q) Are mountains funny ?
A) yes, they are hillareas
Q) What do you call a group of babies ?
A) An infantry
Q) Which way did the programmer go ?
A) He went dataway
Q) Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ?
A) 'cos they lactose
Q) How do NASA organise a party ?
A) They planet
Q) What do you call dental X-rays ?
A) Tooth pics
I'll be back with more later !
"Each kindness shown to birds or men is sure to flutter back again"
*Groan* Oh please don't Hazel Me and Mrs PB giggled like kids, after the groaning obviously
That's almost to that Pimperne Bloke's standard!
Flickr Peak Rambler
Hazel in the Gironde estuary, France
In reply to Mike B:
Ok, time for some more funnies to start these challenging days off with a laugh with a few puns next …… ____________________________________________________________ No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still remain stationery ____________________________________________________________ With her marriage she got a new name and a dress ____________________________________________________________ A bicycle can't stand alone, it's just two tyred ____________________________________________________________ Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three year old was resisting a rest _____________________________________________________________ The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered ______________________________________________________________ When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she would dye ______________________________________________________________ England has no kidney bank, it does have a liver-pool _______________________________________________________________ Acupuncture is a jab well done..... that's the point of it _______________________________________________________________ I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime _______________________________________________________________ I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can't put it down _______________________________________________________________ I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic - its synching now _______________________________________________________________ Ok, that's it for now folks, hope you all have a good day
In reply to HAZY:
But well put together
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