On a lighter note

In these strange times of lockdown and restrictions I thought you may like a few "funnies"  to bring a smile to start your day …….    from the company magazine but I'm sure it will be ok to place a few of them here as jokes are often shared around the globe;      I will add a few at a time  …...

Q)  Are mountains funny ?

A)  yes, they are hillareas 

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Q)  What do you call a group of babies ?

A)  An infantry 

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Q)  Which way did the programmer go ?

A)   He went dataway 

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Q)  Why do cows have hooves instead of feet ?

A)  'cos they lactose 

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Q)  How do NASA organise a party ?

A)  They planet

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Q)   What do you call dental X-rays ?

A)   Tooth pics  

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I'll be back with more later  !

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Regards, Hazel 

"Each kindness shown to birds or men is sure to flutter back again" 

  • *Groan* Oh please don't Hazel  Me and Mrs PB giggled like kids, after the groaning obviously

  • Groooooan....

    That's almost to that 's standard!

    Mike

    Flickr Peak Rambler

  • Very good Hazy, keep it up!

    Best wishes

    Hazel in the Gironde estuary, France

  • In reply to Mike B:

    How very dare you..... I'm waaaaaaay worse than that :o)
  • Ok, time for some more funnies to start these challenging days off with a laugh with a few puns next ……

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    No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still remain stationery
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    With her marriage she got a new name and a dress
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    A bicycle can't stand alone, it's just two tyred
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    Police were summoned to a day-care centre where a three year old was resisting a rest
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    The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered
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    When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she would dye
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    England has no kidney bank, it does have a liver-pool
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    Acupuncture is a jab well done..... that's the point of it
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    I know a guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime
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    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, I just can't put it down
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    I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic - its synching now
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    Ok, that's it for now folks, hope you all have a good day

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    Regards, Hazel 

    "Each kindness shown to birds or men is sure to flutter back again" 

  • In reply to HAZY:

    OMG!

    But well put together

    Mike

    Flickr Peak Rambler

  • They're even more groan-worthy than the first lot Hazel! Keep them coming lol