Looking for the bargain rail?

Thought some of you might enjoy this. Just before Christmas our office got a call from a bargain shop whose name begins with "Pound...", based on the trading estate on the estate at the edge of town. "We've caught a snipe in the shop" they said. As it was Christmas and only a mile down the road I decided to go out and fetch it (I must emphasise here that the RSPB is not a bird-rescue charity, we do not do this sort of thing as a matter of course, it was a personal decision!)

I got there, looked in the box, and found - not a snipe - but a water rail! It was very lively and clearly in the best of health, so I took it home overnight, kept it in the warm and released it first thing the following morning down at the edge of the canal. What it was doing in the middle of a trading estate I'll never know but the fact that all the local watercourses were frozen hard obviously had a lot to do with it.

Anyway, it made for a memorable afternoon. The title of this thread was a joke cracked by a colleague when they heard about it. Quite good, I thought, for a spur of the moment gag!