Magpie
Magpie they call meThough I know no reason whyFor I am handsome and cleverAnd I never never lie.Legend tells of other birdsAsking me to teach them How to build a nest.When I began to show themThey said they knew best.This is why I live in a nestWith a sheltering roof and a view -And other bird's nests are like mine - but cut in two. ha ha