Spacious luxury bedsit situated in glorious non-residential area nature reserve overlooking the brand new Watchpoint hide carpet with distant views over Middle Tank.
Recently refurbished stylish décor includes double bed, wardrobe, oven, kitchen units and solid plastic dining table with two chairs.
Easy access from the rear by climbing up a series of logs and squeezing through the holes in the floor.
Suitable for professional small rodent who can tolerate peering humans.
Peanuts are included in let price. In addition, accommodation is within easy reach of wild bird feeding station.
No smokers or pets. No riff-raff. Parking is very limited.
Enquiries may be made to the RSPB Saltholme Estate Office.
NB. The management will not accept any responsibility for unruly, un-hygienic or anti-social behaviour from previous tenants. New tenants will be expected to poo on the floor and not the furniture.
Brilliant! Quite possibly the funniest blog post I've read on here.
Our herring gulls are red listed birds. Think about that the next time you hear some flaming idiot calling for a cull of them.