The conversation went something like this.....
Me (speaking from Frampton office): "Hi Graham, how are you?"
Graham (RSPB Reserve Ecologist based in Bedfordshire): "Oh so you've phoned up to gloat then have you?"
Me: "No.....er....what about?"
Graham: "Being the first RSPB reserve to have a stilt this year?"
Me: "What!....where?"
Graham: "It's been on all the…