DUCKS CAN DANCE BUT CAN A CONGER.....??

Hi All,

Here I am suffering another bout of insomnia and sat here editing a few pictures that made me smile so I thought a little compilation was called for!!...

Yes ducks can dance.....

MILDRED - "Oh I'm so bored, no one's taking any notice of me, it must be that darn big BOP they are all smitten on!"

"So bored! Those birders wouldn't even noticed if us ducks started dancing! LOL"

"Talking of dancing where's that music coming from!?..........."

"HEY Brian come ere I want to dance with you!!"....

MILDRED - "Come on Brian don't be shy you know you want to!!....."

BRIAN - "HEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPP!!!!!"....

MILDRED - "Come on feel the beat"....

BRIAN - "HEEEELLLPP Midred's gone mad!!"......

DORIS - "Come on Brian be a sport, I've got the beat now also!.... Just stand still will you and let me get a grip on you!".....

BRIAN - "HEEEEELLLLPPPP you've all gone mad, I don't want to dance!!!!....."

DORIS "That's it I'm on now, what dance did you say it was?"

MILDRED - "I'm not sure maybe the rumba? I know that your next though Ducky!....."

DUCKY - "GULP!!"

DUCKY - "No I'm not!!.... I'm OFFFFF......"

MAL - "Over here Ducky"....

DUCKY - "Oh thanks Mal, they've all gone mad dancing over there!!....."

MAL - "I know it's that music.....OH OOOO OH AH I Like this track, it makes me want to break dance!"......

MAL "Oh yeh do the robot!!...."

DUCKY -"Oh no I'm off again!!!"

BRIAN - "Oh I'm getting into this now! Come on Tom jump on"....

TOM - "Oh what fun!!!"...

TOM - "Turn up the volume! Come on Mildred this dancing lark is real fun!"

BRIAN "Wayhey! La la la la, this is great!!!...."

DORIS - "OWW CAREFUL WHERE YOU STICK THAT BILL PLEASE BRIAN!!!!"

TUFTER - "Oh I can't believe what I'm watching here!"....

  

VANESSA & VICTOR - "Oh how COMMON! We much prefer Ballet, It's much more sophisticated....."

HANK - "HA HA HA Well I think it's hilarious! BURRP!....HA HA HA..."

DORIS - "YES!! I've sussed it, I know what this music is, come on follow me....."

DORIS - " It's THE CONGER!!"

DORIS, MILDRED, BRIAN & TOM - "WE CAN DO THE CONGER"...

.... "WE CAN DO......

BRUCE - "HEY, HANG ON WAIT FOR MEEEE!!"....

BRUCE - "Oh thank goodness thought I was going to miss the CONGER then!!!"....

BRIAN - "Come on the Doris lead us away!... I CAN DO THE CONGER!...."

DORIS, BRIAN, TOM, MILDRED & BRUCE......

"DO, DO, DO WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO,DO,DO, LIKE SOME DUCKS ACROSS THE LAKE, DO, DO, DO WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO SPLASHING AS WE GO, DO, DO, DO WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER!!..."

THE ROYAL SWAN BALLET TROUP - "OHHHY WAIT FOR US MUCKERS....."

EVERYONE -

"DO, DO, DO WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO LIKE SOME DUCKS AND SWANS ACROSS THE LAKE, DO,DO,DO, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO SPLASHING AS WE GO, DO, DO, DO WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, DO, DO, DO, WE CAN DO THE CONGER, WE CAN DO THE CONGER!!..."

May be I should go to bed now!!! LOL

Best

Higgy

  • Oh that was BRILLIANT !!! Higgy thank you, Mulberry said "you've got to read this" With all your story telling picture books you could publish them.

    Please keep them coming, we are enjoying them so much, and now I have had a great start to the day.

  • Fantastic stuff! I'm happy that so many are smiling!

    It's actually my Mum & Dad's Golden Wedding anniversary today and I'm just warming up for my speech!!! LOL (Can you imagine that!!!!)

    Feel free to browse my old stuff there's a few other funnies on here especially for when your feeling down! LOL

    Clare, The insomnia is purely due to my hip/back problem. I'm basically waiting for a new hip but they won't do it as I'm 'too young' apparently (makes a change to be too young!!LOL) Any way it keeps me awake as I can't get comfortable, I could take pain killers but I choose not to unless it gets really bad. This may well go on for some time so I refuse to throw endless quantities of tablets down my throat until I'm at the stage of having to!...

    Stubborn old goat also!

    Imagine what Mrs Higgy has to put up with!.....

    Best

    Higgy :-)

  • How old are you, Higgy?  Don't let them put you off for too long.....my husband waited for 28 years to have knee replacements that were extremely necessary.  He was always told he was too young......until the day he was told he'd deteriorated too much.

    Our herring gulls are red listed birds.  Think about that the next time you hear some flaming idiot calling for a cull of them.

  • LOL, I'm 44, I know what you mean. It's a difficult thing as I would still have restricted movements and technology also moves on so fast these days....

    I've heard talk of a potential new hip being developed in a Bristol hospital that will last a life time! This makes you think that maybe a year or two may make a huge difference....

    Tricky isn't it?

    Higgy

  • You're my age - how did you come to need a hip replacement so young?  Are you ex-Forces?

    Our herring gulls are red listed birds.  Think about that the next time you hear some flaming idiot calling for a cull of them.

  • I'm a complete plonker - all I needed to do was to look at your profile.  You must have been seriously sporty.

    Our herring gulls are red listed birds.  Think about that the next time you hear some flaming idiot calling for a cull of them.

  • Secret Service....

    In my dreams LOL

    Higgy

  • LOL, Higgy!  Have you shown your little girl this thread?

    Our herring gulls are red listed birds.  Think about that the next time you hear some flaming idiot calling for a cull of them.

  • Nice one Higgy - perhaps just one pint too many of "Insomnia"?  ;-)

    God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages - Jacques Deval

    Photos on Flickr

  • Excellant sequence Higgy, what a busy night you had! Hope you are not feeling too weary today.