I was laid low with a heavy cold this weekend. Plus ca change some might say. When I am ill (yes, ill) I occasionally experience vivid, verging on hallucinogenic, dreams. And last night was no exception. I walked out of a country house to watch a starling murmuration and quickly realised that they were being joined by a large group of gulls (species unknown). The gulls then swoop down brandishing a huge net. It appeared that the gulls were fishing for humans. Terrifying stuff and I was glad to wake up.
Goodness knows what Freud would make of it.
But the obvious question for your Monday morning is, which should be the target human of choice for these 'fishing' gulls?
It would be great to hear your views.
That's a bit harsh, Keith.