Fernando Torres can kick a ball about and is worth £50m, apparently.
40,000ha of England's forests, that's 40,000 football pitches, are worth £100m.
Are our values quite right?
A love of the natural world demonstrates that a person is a cultured inhabitant of planet Earth.
Voyager - I've stopped watching football too - that's why I am going to Nene Park to see Rushden and Diamonds play Cambridge tonight. Very few silky skills will be on show.