Any arachnophobics, look away now!
A couple of weeks ago I was moving a plant pot when I disturbed the spider you are about to see.
It wasn't as large as those giant ones you see at this time of year in the bath with the really long legs, which are usually Tegenaria gigantea.
But it was really dark slate-grey and fleshy looking, with mahogany legs and a lightly fluffy rear end, and something vaguely sinister about…