They're noisy, smelly and bustling with activity 24/7.
Seabird cities are among the most evocative wildlife spectacles in the UK. Whether walking among clifftop colonies on the Farnes, ducking divebombing skuas on the Shetlands, or gawping at gannets on Bempton Cliffs - these are experiences you'll never forget.
Our coasts and seas not only support millions of seabirds, they're also home to playful dolphins, giant basking sharks, starfish, seahorses and seals.
You'd expect these remarkable treasures to enjoy protection at least equal to the best of our onshore wildlife. Far from it. In a deplorable demonstration of 'out of sight, out of mind', the UK has a paltry three marine nature reserves - Lundy, Skomer and Strangford Lough.
Thankfully we now have an unprecedented opportunity to correct this abysmal state of affairs.
And you can help us. Tomorrow we'll be at Westminster, lobbying MPs to ensure that the UK Marine and Coastal Access Bill does the job it needs to.
You're very welcome to join us, we'd love to see you there. Come along and help us make a little bit of maritime history.
Or if you can't make it in person, you can write to your MP telling him or her why our marine wildlife matters to you.
Remember, all those puffins and porpoises can't speak up for themselves.