seymours rules of birding

RULES OF BIRDING

1- Always check the car park

2- Never turn down a loo break or bottled water - carry a lens cloth 

3- Always check behind you


4- Check for yourself – the LOL rule

5- Don't dismiss odd reports from old ladies with houses abroad- they know their shrikes!

6- Use dead ground

7- Check before pishing

8- Call it if it looks odd- sort it later

9- Try not to wear white

10- Don’t argue with numpties

11- Let the binoculars choose you!

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