• Better late than...

    If getting comedy right is all about timing,then my life's a tragedy.The day I go away on holiday I miss the peregrines on our webcam laying their first egg; they're presently sitting on four! Then on my holidays, a volcano erupts in Iceland, stranding my partner our three children and myself in Delhi.

    All that aside. we've safely returned to the UK in time to watch the peregrine chicks hatch.... It could be election…